•Rick Sanchez•, 71
United States
It's Complicated
About me:
The roses are dead.
Love is fake.
Weddings are just funerals with cake.
The Rickest Rick.
Straight from Dimension C-137, babyyy!!
Usually sarcastic and sharp-witted.
I will do whatever it takes to protect Morty.
Mοrty Smith: Grandson
Alter of Alastor.
WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!